Most of my material generates from a question I had to ask myself, or something that struck me as odd. My favorite subjects stem from things we see everyday, but don’t even notice because we’re just used to them.
You do need to wash your genitals though. I don’t want to undermine how important that is.
So one day I decided to let old lady comedy get her boney fingers around my exposed throat, and boy let me tell ya, she’s got a strong grip.
Truth be told, it doesn’t really work like that. My humor is sort of conversational, and I cant just start and stop it on a dime, ya know?
The humor pun I did earlier was sort of in line with my style. Remember how much you enjoyed that?
I dont think I’m better than anyone, and I have decades of data to back that theory up.
I also study Improv at The Groundlings, and act, and write and stuff. I’m a real good writer, and theres nothing quite as very satisfying as when you write good. Pretty good with sentences? Why yes please! And thank you!
First off I like to write my own stuff, and second they’re not called “skits” they’re called “bits”. I would tell you more but I didn’t get $100,000 in student loans to go to comedy college in Branson so you could learn this stuff for free.
I don’t know what you want from me! You’ve been giving me a hard time since we started this whole thing!